Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I get to see my brother, and then we both EAT like MAD people while our parnets look on and think good god are we next?

Oh how I love the food.

And then there is the working the following days. Many sales! Many cute women to be dolled up!

And the best thing is, I can eat all I want and I never gain a pound.

That’s because I spend my mornings KICKING PEOPLE IN THE FACE!

God I love being me.

Part 4, in which I fuck Kevin silly in morning sex, coming soon.